Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Synster Gates 2010 Hair, How Do I Have It

M. Night Shyamalan



time ago I want to do a little analysis on this particular 'genius' of contemporary cinema. Before the release of his latest film, 'The Happening' (titled here as 'The Happening' damn hobby-English translation-), can be a good time to confess my admiration for this great director of Indian origin, with a little review for his filmography.

saltéis No, please, at least not yet, those who love the classics, having read about 'genius', and have not found the surname Hitchcock, Truffaut, Kubrick and Wilder at his side, say some of the examples that I would.

Shyamalan is certainly a director hated and loved almost equally. Since then, I think unfairly, but it is. Many see the reason for this 'hatred' in failing to maintain the high level that marked his first commercial film to great heights, 'The Sixth Sense' . Others, to give them some truth, they see the treatment he has given his films by distributors, as with 'Lady in the Water' .

However, they are one of the most talented filmmakers in the history of cinema. Yes, history. I know what I venture to say this, but I keep it. Not everything is good classic, contemporary and not everything is bad. Enough is enough. Be very good to say, even thought, but I refuse to go that way in applying the law of "any past was better." As advertised, I say: "I do not think so."

Nelliyattu Manoj Shyamalan, which is as it really is called, is characterized by the treatment given to his films. Unmistakable: mysterious plot, the odd scare, final plot twist ... but above all, analysis and human development. All his films are always the same question background, but from the many variants that have the human psyche. Fear of death, faith, envy, self-preservation ... in fact, whenever there is a background 'human' in every story. And last but not least, all his films have always effective with James Newton Howard, a BSO getting so emotional and always consistent with that seen on screen. How do I keep for years, the pair-Howard Shyamalan makes us live now "priceless."


As I said, The Sixth Sense was the starting gun. Surprised all and sundry, with a film "perfect." Not for your script, or their interpretations. But because it gives what is asked. Complies fully with its double goal: get us the fear in the body, and follow it with full attention. And in that sense it is. However, despite its enormous success, too, has very heavy cross to bear. Everyone was waiting for his later films were the same (in the treatment of fear), so many are disenchanted with Unbreakable, another great film, though I confess it's not my favorite.

The division has already begun to occur, while some were amazed, some (many) were disappointed. His (excellent) how to shoot was not to everyone's taste: some criticized her for cold, and others slow. But his staging I think, of course, worthy of any great director. Neat. Well directed. Technically close to perfection. Signs

, returned to be another blockbuster. Aliens, yes, but above all, suspense and other analysis of the human being: in this case, faith. This was a different view in a genus as trite as that of science fiction. Despite the relative success, the division became even more evident, but it was Forest with which Shyamalan began to lose thousands of followers. While

directly blamed, not without reason, to the misleading advertising that gave the film (film terrifying scares everywhere), I dare say, is not only one of his best films, but one of the best in recent years. The excellent plot twist, the idea behind the interpretations (spectacular cast) ... there is nothing in the film over or missing.

was with 'The Lady in the Water' when critics definitely jumped on the director, with a cruelty almost unusual (almost own Uwe Boll). This beautiful fable for adults (terrible advertised), which is the most personal film and Shyamalan human, was not only a critical failure, but also publicly, that nearly sidelined him permanently. At least in regard to the "big" government.


Since then, Shyamalan has had difficulty finding enough money to finance his films. The producers do not want to risk, after seeing the setbacks at the box office. But, after much 'suffering', we now have Incident. I, like many 'little', we rejoice greatly. Because, except for disaster, anything with the label Shyamalan will always have at least one viewer. And I doubt it I only;)

Saturday, May 17, 2008

How To Tell I F A Person Materbates

And Friday ... I know Indiana Jones


I've never seen whole movie Indiana Jones. Antena 3 will draw on now that will issue them, and then be able to speak with greater trial. But in reality, the question is another, and I want to ask:

Before the imminent release of the highly anticipated sequel to this legendary saga, there are many who are willing to go to the theaters this Friday. Many generations have grown up with charismatic Indy films, so the ticket is ensured. In fact, Harrison Ford, George Lucas and Steven Spielberg are so convinced, they have ensured that until they raise $ 300 million, will not charge a penny . Another thing is that they have camouflaged saying they will not see hard until the producer does not recover the investment ... This is what happens when you have money to spare, you can afford these lujitos.

With all this, I get to the next point: what about the movie? For months, I can only read comments from fans of the trilogy, with hope at the new film, but also fearing a lower quality of the scripts. There is a certain resignation about it, as if it were known that the film will be at the height of the saga ... And I wonder: what level are the Indiana Jones movies?

In his time there to be a boom. Generalized versus popcorn movie auteur. Was the box office and the public. It was not common. However, we all know that now, viewers are accustomed to this sort of thing , almost daily. Adult movies abound, and many others with even more difficult to surprise the staff.


But Indy is another thing ... right?

I doubt it.

The commotion set is nothing but a realization that we all give a very high value to our memories of the past. Children. greatly appreciate what we did enjoy the time . And so exaggerated. Take an example

"dumb." When were little, Oliver and Benji we felt it was the best series. And we wonder how kids today can enjoy the "Doraemon", "Pokemon" and its derivatives. However, if we now see our dear Japanese players, in an objective manner, and leaving aside our personal feelings, we realize all its deficiencies.

Con Indy I think the same will happen. All fans, those small (and not so young) who saw it at the time, have many personal feelings. and are probably exaggerating the real level of the series. So this Friday, almost regardless of how is the movie, read reviews everywhere Type:


"Not bad, but the former were better."
"It was an unnecessary sequel, only to raise money ..."

And many more ...


By the way, does not this remind you of what happened to Star Wars?

Monday, April 21, 2008

Pearl Thongs On The Beach



Dear and very few (not you let it be valuable) readers. Sientísimo (well, as the joke goes) ... I regret not having been updated in a while. I've been traveling and also what the rankings will leave it for later. I'll think of something to update: P Perhaps an analysis in a tone of humor, or something more serious, a mythical scene of the film. Or something that I just liked it (let's get deep ...). I will see.

Over the past comments, I leave mine here: to see if it will soon turn again The Critic Chat (which is copyrighted xD)

- Berlusconi: The Italian people who have been chosen. That bear with the selected.
- Hermione: I do not know if girl to bare, but hey, see if your demand is met
xD - The Geta and Tete not give me more trouble
- is clear about the series, a ranking often very particular and personal. But the good thing is that so everyone can discuss what you think ...

Incidentally, this LOST AGAIN weeks: D: D


PD No, I turned to go wrong with the song. So throw your hand if you have thrown the stone xD At the end will be what the joke: D

Saturday, March 29, 2008

Does Shaving Cause Herpe To Occur

Top 5 TV series

Another week, I leave another ranking, obviously, very personal. Some may wonder why this hobby now for the rankings ... the reason is simple: offers plenty of readers and also because part of my task to Cinempatía . Maybe now the rankings are not so often, but it will go a few others;)
This time it's the turn of the television. And yes, I know it is not cinema, but hey, while we, seem to melt rapidly. This ranking further prepare me for críticasSin more, I leave you with the ranking:


5. The Sopranos: I will sing the mea culpa. I've never seen The Sopranos. But he could not deny him a place on this list. Has been seen by millions of viewers and critics as the finest half, so something will be.


4. House: probably the best series of doctors, with one of the best characters were created, and sometimes brilliant dashes. The brutal honesty of Dr. House and the magnificent performance of Hugh Laurie do the rest ...

3. The Simpsons a cartoon series is the most watched and has had so many seasons can only be due to a huge success. For more than a repetition, we always look back to their chapters. Too bad the last few seasons, the humor has gone somewhere else ... the world of children.


1. Lost and Friends . Sorry but I could not settle. Two completely different genres. Two series that border on perfection. Intrigue, mystery, history, the characters of Lost I've been hooked like no other series had achieved. put my hair stand on end in more than one occasion, and I appreciate that very much. And about Friends ... what to say. A series that a thousand times you have seen, I still make you laugh. Always. Scenes and hilarious situations with a great cast of actors and performances. Friends is much Friends.

I know many will say that I miss CSI, X Files, Prison Break (Season sublime), my venerated Dexter, Heroes, Desperate Housewives, 24 ... and all other cult series such as Six Feet Under, Twin Peaks ... but we have decided and I did.

Saturday, March 8, 2008

Beautiful Womensquirting

Top 5 movies heroes

Another meeting up with these rankings ... and not spend too with the likes of our dear readers and make movies with better special effects, or war movies (for now), I will continue my series of sacrilege.

This time it is the turn of the superheroes ... well no, let's leave heroes, to include two "must." You'll see who they are:


5. Superman. It's certainly not my favorite movie, but it is clear that Superman is in everyone's mind since we were a few kids. One of the super heroes excellence that must be included in this ranking as supposed. It seems incredible that a guy with his underwear over his pants has caused so much anger ... enough for Nicolas Cage called his son Kal-El. Worse things have been ...


4. V for Vendetta: Alan Moore should be proud that your work has been led so perfectly to the big screen. The Wachowski brothers directs
n this film, which had a Natalie Portman always right, and who is accused of supporting terrorism. Controversy aside, the product is obviously the best quote we saw in that year, and especially on "heroes."


3. Spiderman (I and II): the (s) film (s) in this blockbuster of the heroes could not miss the appointment. Sam Raimi directed (and subsequently the blunder with the third installment), these two films, which although not very great movie, getting the intended purpose: entertainment pure and simple. Of the best comic to film adaptations that have occurred in cinematic history.


2. Batman Begins : a of my favorite films and certainly the best Batman film has been done, leaving light years from Tim Burton and Joel Schumacher. Nolan leads a spectacular cast, led by Christian Bale, and offers a film with a pretty decent script and you see a Batman from a totally different perspective that came to us offering. There is already talk that this summer, The Dark Knight will be even better than Batman Begins, has the same equipment as in the first and above will have the (now sadly) incentive to see the Joker by Heath Ledger, and if you exceed the mythical Jack Nicholson.


1. Matrix: almost be said that this is a classic, even though they have not passed or 9 years since its release. The Wachowski brothers, who reprises in this list, surprised the world with this film, then become a trilogy, with impressive special effects, a more interesting plot and a final result it seems light years above. Neo became a symbol, and the plague of fans obsessed with knowing what the Matrix is \u200b\u200bproliferated throughout the world ... He deserves the first place.

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

What Kind Of Weave Do Tia

Top 5 horror movies in history

This type of ranking, so much like people, not are always entirely welcome. Especially the difficulty of deciding to make a list so small, with much material to choose from and so many fans (and detractors) still sting with a stinger.

Therefore, dear readers, I encourage you, not without fear of reprisal, to make a biweekly ranking on various film categories: best film, best special effects, better scripts and the like. And this week, to open the Pandora's box of the furies within each one of you, I've decided to start with the top 5 horror movies in history (I'll make one on the most recent).

Eye! They are the ones I liked, at least this time, but the list is drawn up trying to be objective: what they meant for the history of cinema, or rather, for the spectators.


5. Shark

Serving, incidentally, a tribute to the late Roy Scheider, Jaws open the list as one of the movies that impact occurred in the population, not by his terror, but because it greatly increased the fear of water, especially when swimming at the beaches ... Mythical soundtrack of this film that marked the sky to Steven Spielberg.



4. Psycho

I'm not at all, lover of the cinema of "genius" of cinema, Alfred Hitchcock. Nor is I who doubt it, but it will establish. Anyway, I decided to include it because it has one of the most memorable scenes of the story and that marked a before and after. Scored, and much, several generations ... Although I dare say, probably, with other eyes, never again say the same.


3. The Shining

Despite having a lousy dubbing in Spain, this adaptation of Stephen King's novel is considered one of the best horror films ever. As far as I'm concerned, I just seemed great for a huge Jack Nicholson and that millisecond bloody scene with the twin daughters (...), but could not include it. "Here's Jaaaaack!"


2. Nightmare on Elm Street

A "must". Freddy Krueger murderer is probably the most typical horror film. By 'good' by Wes Craven came up with the idea that you could die in your sleep ... and so did millions of teenagers cry before going to bed, for fear they could dream ... or move .


1. The Exorcist

The first match has undoubtedly the film that has created more trauma in the audience. Movie banned in many countries, which had over a soundtrack of luxury (thanks to Mike Oldfield and Tubullar Bells), is a milestone in film history. Many, many people say that even today are still closing their eyes and seeing the beautiful creature fierce by Linda Blair, lying in that bed ... or down those stairs.


Now get back playing and a half between MENDOS sacrilege: How many purists will fall on me?

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Montell Jordan Multiplicity

Predictor of The Critic

How important I feel after writing that title, right? Well, joking aside, I make this post now that the Oscars are just around the corner, to discuss the nominations this year and make my predictions (and we pass all) about what will happen at the gala.



As I said a few days for me, this year's Oscar are decaffeinated : it is inexplicable how all Zodiac and American Gangster are not nominated in the best categories (especially direction, both). Denzel Washington also deserved a nomination for lead actor, especially considering that Tommy Lee Jones appears in that category: it is a good actor, but ... anyone who has seen "No Country for Old Men" tells me where the reason for his nomination? certainly do vastly better Josh Brolin.

too I have never shared the view of the Academy at the time of the year award ... and I think there is at least understanding. Neither Juno or No Country for Old Men movies I think are significant as the year's best. " The first because it was very nice, yes, but then which is mounted is a stretch (although very well Ellen Page). And second because it seems that everything that bears the stamp of the Coen has to be the host. And it does not. The film of these particular brothers is a clear example of how the inertia of the criticism makes it all can they drop at your feet: where is the masterpiece that saw many of them?

Although it is not at all a bad movie, I thought it rather tedious (disconnection in the final scene was almost complete) and only saved by his performances (great Bardem) and a mildly interesting story . Little more. Echo

missing from all the nominations for best actor Mark Ruffalo side, apart from Denzel Washington, David Fincher, Ridley Scott, Zodiac, American Gangster, the Into the Wild soundtrack ... including Josh Brolin. -------------


Here are my predictions:

Best Picture: 'No Country for Old Men Best Director
: The Coen brothers 'No Country for Old Men'

Best Actor: Daniel Day Lewis for 'There Will Be Blood'
Best Supporting Actor: Javier Bardem for 'No Country for Old Men "
Best Actress: Julie Christie for' Away From Her '
Best Supporting Actress: Cate Blanchett ' I'm Not There '

Best Original Screenplay: Juno Best Adapted Screenplay
: 'The Diving Bell and the Butterfly'

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Myammee 2010 Calendar

Let's talk about you want (IV) Special

As I promised. Once again, I make this post to talk more quietly on any matter you ask me:)


Heath Ledger. am getting a bit more than it should in theory. Do not understand how a talented actor, at the peak of his career with wife and daughter, can end his life. It is very sad news, and the night could not believe I found it incomprehensible that I found ... It was not my favorite actor, but he never did wrong. I remember him especially for Brokeback and Monster's Ball .. and sure I would have done even more for The Dark Knight. Hopefully your Joker is remembered for a landmark, and not by this tragic news.


Last Train to Auschwitz. films about the Holocaust have in their favor, without a doubt, playing a issue that concerns us all ... But it is against that and there are many. And perhaps most try to touch us in the same way. If they do it all, just tired. Hope it is not the case with this film you mentioned. I will try to see it;)


Olga Kurylenko. Yes, I've seen, but hey, I'll save the comments about it, for the sake of the blog (and mine ...:) If you say I hope this new film is at least as above. I will be satisfied.


Tim Burton. I really like his movies. Edward Scissorhands, Charlie and The Chocolate Factory, Corpse Bride, And especially Mars Attacks, Big Fish, I think good movies. Do not drink the Batman, because I seem a little infumables. And it is precisely because the character, because I really liked Nolan. Anyway, my love for Burton not to consider swallow as a musical ... can not stand.


Prodi. I assume from your comment that you've smoked something;) Polish twins cause me disgust, but since you name it, just think of the English political scene me shudder ... 9-M Go ahead. Exile may be close, but thanks to recent smart moves by the Genoese, probably remains in Madrid and I will InterRail for 4 years running. Jim Carrey would say: "a lack of bread, cookies are good."


Lost. Lost say they do not already said ... I watched the first episode of the fourth season, after the endless waiting and already he missed ... I just hope the writers strike is not eternal "fuck" series and plot.


Sean Penn.
I love Sean Penn. As an actor I feel "great." And recently I've seen his latest film, "Into the Wild", which I liked a lot: very personal and a direction, although sometimes tiresome, it also rates and details, although I must say that the history of that part is great. Attention to the soundtrack. I have not done criticism for lack of time, I'll see if I later ...


Thank you all for the encouragement received in recent weeks:) I hope these two years of the blog again ... but I guess everything has a purpose. Hopefully as late as possible ...

Friday, February 1, 2008

Italianos Incesto Gratis

Canon Digital

digital Canon seems like a joke. crime in Spain is not downloadable movies. Or share music or anything. Yes, provided that no profit. not me talking, says the Criminal Code. And this is true as a temple, do not be fooled.

With this in mind, it seems incredible that we have to pay a "fee" from which they profit only the SGAE **** for something that is not a crime. I understand that we can not benefit from the work of others without paying a dime. Copyright yes ... but not at any price. never understand why I have to pay a few euros more for buying a hard drive or a computer screen, and only by chance that they would use to copy and / or download material . But where have we come? You really are losses due to piracy, or because they intend to make figures that go beyond what is reasonable? Spiderman 3 has gained about 1000 million dollars worldwide. The film, as I recall, cost about 300. Please, what do we mean then?

Is it really because the English authors want to charge more, and it will take a picture with Zapatero to say they can not eat because of piracy? Why do I have to put a guy like Alejandro Sanz tell me that, with the amount of money you have, and knowing exactly what indiscriminate canon?

I repeat, if someone has a right, has to defend ... but we must remind Mr. Sanz, for example, that we live . Of the listeners (not including me) music. Of those who are interested in it, and get paid for their concerts. Can not given (n) notice that the sound of his music, we are creating fame? What that actually benefits them? What is not permissible is to have to pay 20 euros for a CD of music that most songs do not like. I'm not going to pay 20 euros for two songs. Neither I nor anyone with half a brain. And if neither heard his songs, he would go running out of money ...

also why someone has to pay extra for a CD, if you use it to record personal files? Or simply due to labor? Does this mean a preventive measure? Wow, better not let us out there, it reminds me of preventive a. ..

will count two real cases: years ago when the legendary Napster was the most used P2P program in the world, had to close for an application (in USA), by copyright. Offspring was one of the groups that supported explicitly to the platform, because they understood that, with this type of program, users share their music and they are revealed. and confessed that what they earned more money, it was with concerts, not CDs. This reminds me of a certain professor of mine, we are encouraged to photocopy the book, as the "lost profits" was not significant (in fact, took the euro meant that profit, and threw it out the window.)

Another case is the latest and of course, Radiohead. Internet put on his new album, and allowed each user to download it for free or pay what they deemed appropriate. The end result was that Radiohead made more money this way than any other previous record (and why the "media" of money paid by each listener was 4 euros). 4 euros! And we charge 20 in the shops ...

Well, actually I consider unacceptable that by buying a phone that has MP3, you have to pay about 10 euros. Or even to have DSL (it claims as the sky). And is supposed to be "in compensation." But I say ... "in return for what, when, remember, we are not committing any criminal act? Not even a loss! I can not stop going to the cinema to see a movie downloaded from my computer ... Being able to download a movie does not mean "pass" to go to the movies ... if I see one, you do not worth paying for a cinema ticket (or music CD or whatever). So ... he really is a waste the artist / author?

Alexander, I would never buy an album I own!

Friday, January 25, 2008

Hiv Testing After 7 Weeks



here will not include the typical list of nominees. For this you can go to any page (or better, Cinempatía , as we are). I speak of those nominations, at least briefly ...




I find it incredible that two very great movies such as Zodiac and American Gangster, not in the major categories. I understand that my tastes are not universal, and can not be shared by many. I also know that members of the Academy American Film films have infinitely more knowledge than me ... But, forgive me, I've pissed off with these nominations as it did not since Chicago won the Oscar for best picture for The Pianist (...).

Zodiac passed unnoticed at the box office USA, and Spain also had a sound recovery, if I remember correctly. But while it may suffer from having a rather extensive footage, this is one of the movies with my most enjoyable in a cinema. The best thriller I've seen in years ... I find it really amazing that Zodiac is not among the nominees, but even more that Fincher is not nominated for best director ...

American Gangster was the perfect semi-final last year. Black cinema of the good. With footage also extensive, with a pace that never fell. The script is good, the direction and editing are already very good ... and Denzel Washington is one of the best performances I've seen (well supported by Russell Crowe). I can not understand why the absence of Ridley Scott and Denzel ... Do you get an Oscar for Training Day and not for American Gangster? Please ...


I must say I am surprised, in good measure, Atonement and Michael Clayton are nominated in so many categories, although I have not seen either. Juno part of a brilliant idea, and has that air of indie-alternative that helps ... and we have seen the result. No Country for Old Men, the Coen brothers, and There Will Be Blood, also have an interest, and a priori are the ones that catch my attention, but I can not express my views because I have not seen yet.


Anyway, these Oscars, in my view, be something decaffeinated ... Glad Bardem's nomination, and I think this year has serious potential. Let's hope it succeeds.

Friday, January 11, 2008

2010 Mercury Optimax Problem

Oscar Nominations to BSO - La Roca


The Rock is one of those movies we've all seen more than once but, however, is never boring and leaves a pleasant memory. Although objectively it may not be an excellent product, has all you can ask is an action film, entertainment and tension. And this helps, and much, its soundtrack (although it should be mentioned paragraph of interpretations, with the great Ed Harris).

Hans Zimmer is one of the best composers of film music . Of German origin, is responsible for many famous movie soundtracks, such as the magnificent composition of "The Lion King," "Gladiator" or "Pirates of the Caribbean 2 and 3, although in this case, was a student of his, Klaus Badelt, who composed the original band's music to their own custom Zimmer.

Zimmer delights us with a score full of action, easily detectable and highly accomplished . The theme of the film is its strongest point, and manages to convey all the tension (and excitement) that is supposed to a film of this nature. Although the soundtrack is composed of only 8 rooms, all of which revolve around the same pattern, the force transmitting is absolute. Here you

central theme, but my favorite is Rock House Jail:





PD The Film Critic has turned two years old. I'm trying to find a suitable design, and once elected, I will put all sections.

Sunday, January 6, 2008

Pinnacle Motorhome Specifications

Ranking: Best of 2007


For the second consecutive year in The Film Critic going to do our personal ranking of the best (and worst) of the year. Purely personal opinions, it is clear, but often give much play to the reader's participation, why deny it. So, I invite you to leave your opinion, and if sufficient, will post another ranking as a result of their votes.

I've been thinking a lot the first position between two films, but ultimately, I left as is. Of course, mindful Cinempatía , which will shortly relevant surveys ...

Best of 2007:

1. Zodiac
2. American Gangster
3. I Am Legend
4. Blood Diamond
5. The Bourne Ultimatum

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Disappointments

1. Cassandra's Dream
2. Spiderman 3
3. Pirates of the Caribbean 3